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losing your fur
over a red candle?

  • you're not alone. hinu lost his in the trenches. he's the first inu paired with HIMS stock
  • no fur required. no prescription. no promises
  • 100% online. unlimited chart access, sadly
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$HINU is a meme coin quoted in tokenized HIMS stock. it is not a treatment, a product or a plan. nothing on this page treats anything.

S02 · red candle
S03 · mirror check
beforeS04a · full fur
afterS04b · full chrome
hinu, 30
dog years
S05 · paw + beanie
S06 · 3 a.m. glow
S07 · discreet delivery
S08 · the evidence

what can we help with?

honestly, not much. but we can name it.

S09 · fur loss

fur loss

one red candle. one handful of fur.
S10 · 3 a.m. insomnia

3 a.m. insomnia

asia opened. so did his eyes.
S11 · chart anxiety

chart anxiety

refreshes the chart. the fur refreshes too. it leaves.
S12 · heavy bags

heavy bags

under the eyes. and in the wallet.
the norinu scale

every holder has a stage.

seven stages of fur loss, as observed in one dog over one cycle. scroll to watch him hold.

    find your stage

    the norinu scale is a joke. it is not a diagnosis of anything.

    free · 2 minutes · on your device

    start your consult.

    the fur loss assessment: five honest questions (you won't be honest). get your norinu stage, a treatment plan and a card to post.

    • no data collected. nothing leaves your phone
    • no wallet connection
    • no doctor. obviously

    it's simple. sadly.

    get started

    1. the consult

      answer five questions honestly. you won't.

    2. the pairing

      $HINU is quoted in tokenized HIMS stock, not SOL. the pool moves with HIMS, up and down.

    3. discreet delivery

      paste the CA on pump.fun. arrives in your wallet in plain packaging.

    real results

    results may vary. his didn't.

    S13 · before
    beforefull fur. bought the top.
    S14 · after
    afterfull chrome. still holding.

    results not typical. results not anything. it's a meme.

    thinning at the chart line
    month 0month 12

    "i don't check the chart anymore. it checks me."

    hinu, 30unverified review. obviously.
    bald patches
    month 0month 4

    "bought the top. then bought the top again, to be sure."

    hinu, still 30unverified review. obviously.
    overall holding
    last cyclethis cycle

    "what started as one coin has come full circle. the circle is my head."

    hinu, unchangedunverified review. obviously.

    every review on this page was written by hinu, about hinu. nobody was paid. nobody would be.

    treatments for holders.

    every product here is fictional. nothing is medicine, nothing is for sale except $HINU, and nothing goes on your head.

    why degens choose hinu

    0
    hairs regrown

    and none promised. we checked the brochure. there isn't one.

    47
    coins held

    it started with one. then 47. then the fur on the keyboard.

    3 a.m.
    average bedtime

    asia opens. the bald spot glows. nobody sleeps.

    1
    pairing: HIMS

    quoted in tokenized HIMS stock, not SOL. it moves with HIMS, up and down.

    the pairing

    he doesn't just need hims. he's paired with it.

    $HINU is quoted in tokenized HIMS stock (Hims & Hers Health, issued by Backpack Securities via Sunrise), not SOL. the pool moves with HIMS, up and down.

    how to buy, discreetly

    1. 1

      get a wallet

      phantom or any solana wallet. it's free. so is the anxiety.

    2. 2

      add some SOL

      you don't need HIMS first. the swap routes SOL → HIMS → HINU for you.

    3. 3

      paste the CA

      on pump.fun. arrives in your wallet in plain packaging.

    CA drops at launch
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    frequently asked questions about hinu

    find my stage

    it's not too late to log off.
    (it is.)

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